On Why Vocal Jazz Sucks

It has been said that jazz is "musical wanking" (from The Commitments). Since I agree that this statement is true, then I must hate vocal jazz. Nobody talks while masturbating. Let alone sings. For all you freaks out there that talk or sing to themselves while having your "alone time" - vocal jazz is for you. But for all of us normal people, stick to the instrumentals. Vocal Jazz Sucks.